"Was it Lebron's elbow?"
"Did Lebron have his eye on playing for another team?"'
"Could Mike Brown have done a worse job coaching?"
"Did Danny Ferry surround Lebron with all the wrong players?"
"DID DELONTE WEST HAVE SEX WITH LEBRON'S MOM???"
It's nothing official yet, but there is a rumor going around that Delonte West was having an affair with Lebron's mom. Apparently the news came out around game 4 against the Celtics.
This explains a lot. I'd have 9 turnovers too, if my mom had sex with the ugliest guy on the Cavaliers.
This isn't the first time Lebron's mom has stuck her finger where it doesn't belong. In 2008, you might remember her giving Paul Pierce 'a stern talking to' and a shake of her finger after Pierce commited a hard foul on Lebron.
The situation ended harmless, with Pierce saying "My mom probably would've done the same thing."
But here is what Paul Pierce's mom did not do; have sex with any of his teammates.
So if the city of Cleveland thought Lebron was gone before, think again. Because he is most definitely not playing on a team where he has to play all the defense, go 1 on 5 on offense, and have the ugliest guy on his team have sex with his mom. Enough is enough. And I understand where Lebron is coming from, because if anyone on my grade school basketball team had sex with my mom, I would have left the team too. Right after I put shaving cream in their shoes. So say good bye Cleveland! Your rich history of Albert Belle, The Drew Carey Show, and Bone Thugs and Harmony has been completely ruined by Delonte West. Lebron will be leaving Cleveland and hopefully wearing a Bulls jersey next year.
Lebron, just watch out for that ugly motherfucker Joakim Noah.
