5 Things That Won't Happen in the 2012 NBA Season.

5 Things That Won't Happen in the 2012 NBA Season.

1. The Celtics will begin a Benjamin Button phase and become younger, stronger, and more healthy.

The Celtics are real old. This is the last year for them to make a run at the title with this group. Unfortunately for them, the East is tougher than ever.

2. I will get better at iPhoto.

Expect more of what you see above.

3. The Clippers owner, Donald Sterling, won't be a giant douche this year and will have no affect on the teams success.

This guy is possibly the worst owner in the NBA. He's a giant racist, who's paid out over 8 million dollars in the past few years for housing discrimination, and also heckled his own player, Baron Davis, from the sidelines. Sterling may be a giant douche, but he now owns the most exciting team in the NBA.

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4. The Magic will trade Dwight Howard to what ever team he wants as soon as possible.

The Magic will hold on to Dwight Howard for at least another month or two. Don't expect him to go anywhere fast. He'll most likely end up playing out the season in Orlando and then crushing their spirits come July by signing with the Lakers, much like the ORIGINAL Superman did some 15 years ago.

5. Someone besides LeBron James and Kevin Durant will win MVP.

Lebron and Durant both look better than ever. I think both will lead their team to the finals and blow past whatever L.A. team gets in their way. One may be MVP, the other may have their first NBA Championship, both may win MVP, or one of them might win both the MVP and the NBA Championship, but no one will match up with Lebron and Durant this season.